Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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