no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
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