you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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