the day after is always just damage control
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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