Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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