I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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