Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
I puked a lego.
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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