Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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