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(713): View more from Texas

Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.

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(949): View more from California

I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.

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(574): View more from Indiana

I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids

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(585): View more from New York

Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.

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(416): View more from Toronto

Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang

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(614): View more from Ohio

It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me

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(864): View more from South Carolina

Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?

(478): View more from Georgia

You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?

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