I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Randomize
