and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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