Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
It's just like the Real World with babies
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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