I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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