And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
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There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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