fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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