you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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