Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
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