I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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