The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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