If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Randomize
