Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
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