it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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