He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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