I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
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