when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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