Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
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