Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Never underestimate the power of titties
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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