I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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