Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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