I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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