is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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