So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
