Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Of course I have a pirate flag
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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