The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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