So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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