i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
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