we have officially mastered the walk of shame
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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