Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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