The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
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