did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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