he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
soo... how was my night?
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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