i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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