I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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