She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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