I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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