his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
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