And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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