walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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