I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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