Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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