Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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