You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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