what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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