dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
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