is this the sara with the beer cane?
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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