How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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