He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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